GET IN LOSERS - DIBS
GRETCHEN, STOP TRYING TO MAKE DIBS HAPPEN. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
JK, GIRL. Gretchen was right all along because WE'RE GOING TO DIBS, BABY.
Sài Gòn Percocet
Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.!
Jenn Ann
You fantasized about her while watching late night reruns of friends only to realize you're too ugly to ever steal her from Brad Pitt. But that's okay, because goals are meant to be chased, no matter how unrealistic they are. Slap this baddie on your lid and remember what you're fighting for.
Margot RobBAE
Are you a Barbie Girl? Living in a Barbie World? Is your life plastic? Nah, but this polymer PEQ15 is fantastic and Margot is liable to shove it up your Dad's bhole if you think you're gonna get her that easy.
M72E8 (C)LAW, HEAT
Spouse being rude? Dude at the market shoulder-checked you without saying sorry? IRS coming for them jimmies again? Don't worry! With one simple trick, you can make these problems disappear! Just grab a portable 66mm rocket propelled munition and device and all of your problems can *poof* away! In Minecraft, that is.
Baghdad
No matter the occasion or task at hand, chillin' or killin', we cannot forget to bring the jimmies along for the ride.
Rollmarked Coasters
Enjoy a hot or cold beverage with our your own set of custom roll marked coasters! Choose up to 6 different engravings!
